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Tuesday, 18 June :: Link

I think Dow Chemical is stoned.

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Sunday, 16 June :: Link

nehrujackets:

This is my favorite video on the internet. 57 minutes of Jason Derulo singing his own name. An early favorite moment is at about 30 seconds. Enjoy!

-Himanshu Kumar

This is incredible.

- Joseph Mande

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Saturday, 15 June :: Link

A collection of #SELFIE photos I’ve posted of myself on Twitter over the past few weeks.

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Tuesday, 11 June :: Link

polka-dot-rag asked: Why do people cheat on me?

Here’s what I think: http://youtu.be/hEKz2NFogFE

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Monday, 10 June :: Link

Anonymous asked: Do you feel Legend belongs in the discussion as a seminal work of a young Tom Cruise?

I think Legend belongs in the discussion as greatest film of all time but also I’ve never seen it anywhere close to sober.

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Anonymous asked: In what ways have Hitch impacted your love life for the better?

I only go on dates that involve jet skis and Benadryl.

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LA: Come to Totally J/K L/A tonight at UCB Theatre. Tickets are available here.

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Saturday, 8 June :: Link

50 Cent Agrees To Fan's DISGUSTING Request

fiddysbiddies:

Boxing enthusiast and sometimes rapper, 50 cent, kind-of-sort-of agreed to pee in a girl’s mouth.

YEAH, NO SHIT HUFFINGTON POST.

FOLLOW FIDDY’S BIDDIES ON TUMBLR FOR ALL YOUR 50 CENT TWITTER FLIRT NEWS!!!

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Wednesday, 5 June :: Link

nickkroll:

popquizkid:

To: KP-Member-Services@kp.org
From: heather.kl88@gmail.com

Subject: Shitty Nick Kroll

To whom it may concern:

The world’s shittiest Nick Kroll came into your Optical Center on the morning of June 3, 2013. More specifically, he was a nerdy-looking asshole who was neither funny nor charming. Please take appropriate steps to ban all shitty Nicks Kroll from your facilities in the future.

Regards,

Heather Kelly-Laws, Member Number 067XXXXX

I got Lasik so it wasn’t me, I promise.