December 2009
34 posts
Comedy Below Canal™: The Twelfth Night of Chanukah... →
delocatedblog:
If you are Jewish and/or in New York and/or looking for something to do Christmas Eve, check out this comedy show. At the 92Y Tribeca. Click on the above link for more info.
Brown has done NOTHING for me. And they will pay...
Remember how Aziz Ansari started a boycott against faux Imax screens earlier this year? Well, I want to start a boycott against the UPS store on N. 7th Street in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Those people are assholes! It’s not worth getting into the whole complicated story, but believe me, they really suck. Let’s all agree to never go there again! Deal? Deal!
Chris Gethard is a fucking lunatic. →
WatchMove over, Jersey Shore. It looks like I just found a new favorite television show.
(My girlfriend’s right, the only thing that would make Pit Boss any better is if the dude ran a pit bull talent agency and little person rehab center.)
Top ten New York Post covers of 2009
The deranged lunatic who comes up with all the front-page puns for the NY Post has, undoubtedly, the best job in the world. Sure, sometimes his headlines can be lazy or just “plane” bad. But more often than not, they are as brilliant as they are crazy. Therefore, after working so tirelessly all year long, I think it’s only right to stop and applaud this psychopath’s...
"Pure Cocaine" (might be) > "Purple Rain" →
Thanks to Mindy.
WatchVideogum’s perfect retrospective of the best viral videos of 2009.
That's weird. I've always thought I was more of a...
So far, this is the best response I’ve gotten to my appearance on Live at Gotham last night. From ricosuaveaz@yahoo.com (cool name!):
I SAW YOU ON COMEDY CENTRAL!
Janeane Garofalo called. She wants her act back.
Seriously, I closed my eyes and I could not tell the difference in tone or material.
Then I opened my eyes and I could not tell the difference either.
Then I looked closer and...
I'm giving a very dumb tour of the Met museum... →
FREE KARL ROVE BOOKPLATES! →
Tonight, I AM JACKIE MASON
I was going to (eat a million pot brownies and) go see Jackie Mason’s sold-out show at Comix Comedy Club tonight, but unfortunately he canceled last minute.
What’s even crazier is that Comix asked me to be a part of the Jackie Mason Replacement Show. You know, because I’m basically a young Jackie Mason.
Obama’s a schmuck!
Pelosi’s head is full of bubkes!
Harry...
Watchnickkroll:
Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Bottleservice’s audition tape for “The Jersey Shore”.
Come on, MTV. At least let The Service host the inevitable Jersey Shore live after-show specials.
WatchThis is so hilarious. (Though, if they did their research like me [I watched the unauthorized Lil’ Wayne documentary The Carter three times in the past week], they’d know that Lil’ Wayne doesn’t do heroin because he thinks his body is too small.)
WatchI felt like SNL made this parody video specifically for me. No one in the audience knew what the hell they were watching, but I did. And it was done to perfection.
Do your Juggalo homework, America.
My one sentence review of "Glenn Beck's Christmas...
Seeing “Glenn Beck’s Christmas Sweater: A Return to Redemption” was like seeing the second coming…of the Wizard of Oz, because Glenn Beck stole the plot of the Wizard of Oz and made himself Dorothy.
