August 2009
43 posts
I just saw a dude wearing a t-shirt that featured a picture of Andre the Giant’s face or Anne Frank’s face. I honestly couldn’t tell.
Either way, :(
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(What’s Brokencyde, you ask? This is Brokencyde.)
Ronald Jenkees is a genius.
Greg Johnson makes football hilarious.
gregjohnsonsports:
Running back Adrian Peterson is so dominant. He’s going to KILL people on the Football field this year. You think Michael Vick caused controversy? Adrian Peterson is going to be MURDERING people this year.
He is jacked out of his mind.
Scary! If he walked into a room, I would probably run away.
However, the Vikings would have been much better off with Michael Vick at...
Truth in advertising
I think that this banner ad…
would be much better if it were this banner ad…
Beware of Facebook Chat hacks!
The following is a transcript of a Facebook chat I had this morning with a person claiming to be my friend Josh, asking for money. It was like talking to a Nigerian prince email in real time.
Josh: hi are u there? Joe: yo dude
Josh: how are u doing?
Joe: im doing well how about you?
Josh: am not fine at the moment Joe: oh no Josh: am not fine at the moment
Joe: whats up? Josh: am stuck in...
For the people who attended Kevin Allison’s RISK storytelling show last night, here is the video that should have accompanied my story: “Get It”
FX Orders Episodes of "Louie" (Louis CK Sketch... →
azizisbored:
Very excited for both these shows. Congrats to all those guys.
This is great news.
Dear Mayor Bloomberg,
Earlier today, I missread the destination sign on a city bus, which I thought said “Waterslide Plaza.” Needless to say, I got very excited. Waterslide Plaza sounds like my kind of plaza.
Upon closer inspection, however, I realized the bus was actually headed toward some place called Waterside Plaza, which is nowhere near as good.
Mr. Mayor, do you know what’s way better than...
I love A(h)&E(ek) television
A&E has always been one of my favorite cable channels. This might be because, more often than not, I’m in the mood to watch shows about celebrities, crime scenes, or celebrity crime scenes. For the last few years, however, A&E’s best program has no doubt been Intervention. Now obviously, following people around as they hit rock bottom, and seeing their families confront them...
What's the best way to ward off swine flu?... →
R.I.P. joemamajuice (1995-2009)
When I was a twelve year old boy in St. Paul, Minnesota, I signed up for America Online’s exciting new Instant Messanger service, AIM. Within minutes of downloading the AIM software and registering a screenname, I was chatting on the internet with all sorts of buddies on my buddy list. Buddies as far away as Chicago! Instantly! For free!
Choosing a screenname was one of the first very...
10 Blogs That Could Be Movies →
LATFH is #6.
WatchI’m pretty sure Brother Ali is my favorite rapper. Can’t wait for this album to come out.
Watch“Rich Dicks” starring Jon Daly and Nick Kroll. I saw this video when I was in LA in June. It’s probably my favorite (non-Stephon Marbury related) thing in the world right now.
“Some fucking girl?” The best.
http://www.justin.tv/starburytv →
This is seriously the most insane, fascinating, creepy thing on the internet right now. Stephon Marbury has completely lost his mind. He’s now living his entire life in front of a webcam. No joke. It’s 24 hours a day of live streaming video of Stephon Marbary having a complete mental breakdown. He laughs, he cries, (and as you’ve seen before) he eats vaseline. Oh, also, HE...
“YOU BETTER HAVE MY DONUTS!”
– Delonte West, shooting guard Cleveland Caveliers
Phil Mickelson is buying 105 Waffle Houses. →
WatchHannibal Buress on Fallon last night. What? What?
The Approval Matrix - Week of August 10, 2009 --... →
purns:
vaov:
Zach Woods made it on to the NYmag approval matrix as both Brilliant and Highbrow. Complete with floating head photo.
(Shared by NIcole Shabtai)
Zach Woods is the man.
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Time Magazine thinks I'm a viral sensation! (No... →