September 2009
31 posts
As I’m sure you are aware, Kelsey...
Punch Up Your Life tonight!
This is my favorite comedy show held in a book store. You should come.
Punch Up Your Life with Jessi Klein and Pete Holmes Housing Works (126 Crosby Street, New York, NY). Tonight @ 8:30 pm
featuring: Aziz Ansari, Kumail Nanjiani, and me.
OMG! It's only 9 days away, you guys!!! →
I'm the king of captions!
Friends,
This has been a very exciting week for me! As you may know, I won the latest New Yorker Cartoon Caption contest. This is a very big deal. People have been stopping me on the street to congratulate me.
What you may not know is I’ve actually won the caption contest a few times before:
I can’t be stopped! The New Yorker loves me!
Spam email subject lines
I just checked my spam email box for the first time in like six months. Here were my three favorites:
Shouldn’t she be more concerned I have worms?
Awesome! I love when verbs circulate in my wang!
Gross! You should probably stop doing that!
Never Forget, Indeed →
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Mime-11.
Nothing is better than Dolly Parton singing...
WatchThis video is ridiculous.
paulscheer:
The Flop Tops Invade America
Paul Scheer, Andy Dick, James Adomian and Paul Rust as Roger w/ Jon Daly, Michael Blaiklock, BJ Porter, Mike Hanford, Daniel Strange, Sean Boyle Directed By Scott Aukerman Written By Paul Rust & Jon Daly Filmed and Edited by Neil Mahoney
“Black Mozart” - Raekwon ft. RZA and...
Tonight at Comix: God's Pottery Book Release Show... →
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Glenn Beck, IlluminARTi expert
Did you know Glenn Beck is a crazy, stupid, paranoid lunatic? Well, he is. Did you know Glenn Beck also hosts a news show on a national news network? Well, he does.
Please, for the love of God, watch this video. It’s pretty much as coo-coo as coo-coo gets.
Wait, what? Vladimir Lenin’s son died fighting Mussolini’s army in the lobby of 30 Rock? I don’t understand....
Holy shit! My dear dear friend, Ms. Jenny Slate,... →
