April 2010
12 posts
Talk about burying the (space)lede
So, apparently the US military shot a super-secret laser-rocket into space or something. Honestly, who cares? The only thing that interests me about this story is who the spokesperson for the US Military is on all matters space related. Because I had a poster of the dude on my wall for my entire childhood. From the Daily Mail UK:
A top secret space plane developed by the US military has blasted...
If you love the Andy Rooney Game, then you’ll love the George Lopez Game! (The rules to the George Lopez Game: Isolate the final monologue joke from each of the last ten episodes of Lopez Tonight, then string them together.)
Shout out to Hannibal Buress on this.
New mascots for UND
The University of North Dakota has decided to drop the “Fighting Sioux” as it’s nickname and logo. Here are some suggestions for new UND mascots:
The University of North Dakota…
Flooding Rivers
Funny Accents
Mountain Dew Apparel
Spookily Flat Earths
95% Whites
Mount Rushmores
Wait, No, Mount Rushmore is in South Dakotas
What Is In North Dakota?s