Joe W. Mande

4:26 pm July 10, 2021

I know they’re called Patriot Front, but i’m more interested in seeing that Patriot Back! 🍑😛🇺🇸💦

Joe W. Mande

6:02 pm July 3, 2021

Seems like Jamie and Lynn Spears should have gone directly to jail the moment they named a child “Jamie Lynn Spears.”

Joe W. Mande

3:34 pm June 12, 2021

If I were a DJ (and sadly I am not), I would have already released an album this week called “Critical Bass Theory.” Thank you!

Joe W. Mande

4:47 pm June 7, 2021

Senator Joe Manchin is a bad and stupid person who does not deserve his lofty place in the hierarchy of results when you type in “JOE MAN” into Google!

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Joe W. Mande

2:21 pm May 31, 2021

To me, we should be celebrating Momorial Day because being a mom is the ultimate sacrifice!

Joe W. Mande

4:40 pm May 29, 2021

It’s strange how self-described “free thinkers” are the same people who are most interested in sharing memes.

Joe W. Mande

2:24 pm May 28, 2021

I don’t just CONSULT PRODUCE on the HBO Max television program, Hacks, I’m also a member of the CAST. Here is a meme of my acting work from this week’s episode. Please watch Hacks on HBO Max. It’s a quality television program. And don’t be afraid to tweet and/or directly email the creators of the show (Jen Statsky, Lucia Aniello, and Paul Downs) to tell them that you want to see MORE RAY IN SEASON TWO.

Joe W. Mande

4:39 am May 26, 2021

I bet this has been an annoying month for the mayor of Easttown!!!

Joe W. Mande

2:50 pm May 21, 2021

Don’t mean to rock the boat here, but I’m looking at the finalists for the NBA Sixth Man of the Year and I see that two members of the Utah Jazz are up for the award. THIS IS A LOGICAL FALLACY! Neither one can be the “sixth man of the year” if the Jazz can’t even decide which one is the sixth man and which one is the seventh man of their own damn team. It’s called math????

Joe W. Mande

5:10 pm May 20, 2021

As an American Jew, it’s been difficult for me to comment on the tensions in the Middle East. It’s obviously a thorny and complicated issue. But there is one thing we can agree on: Israeli settlers are the scum of the Earth.

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