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Friday, 30 July :: Link To Post
 Wednesday, 28 July :: Link To Post
The wonderful Kristen Schaal on Letterman last night.
Monday, 26 July :: Link To Post
“Yesterday I was hiking a mountain in Hawaii with a friend…I got to one peak and I thought ‘I’m here, great, we can rest now’ only to realize that just because I was at the top of one peak, that didn’t mean I had arrived. There were more…more valleys to go through and more heights to reach. It was interesting to me, that in order to go higher, we usually had to go down through a valley, and it went on and on and up and up. I was tired and wanted to sit down but my friend said, ‘Come on, let’s go a little higher.’ So, not to be outdone by a girl (lol), I dug my hiking boots in and went a little higher.”
— An excerpt from an insane mass email (entitled “Stay in the Climb!”) sent out yesterday by Tyler Perry (aka Mr. Really Good at Twitter).
Tuesday, 20 July :: Link To Post
 Saturday, 17 July :: Link To Post
THIS JUST IN: Joe Mande will be playing me in the BRETT GELMAN STORY.
#JoeMande4Gelmania (via brettgelman) Friday, 9 July :: Link To Post
 Wow. I can’t believe this. Just got off the phone with my boy David Remnick. He gave me some very good news. I don’t know how many people know this, but back in April I decided to take a three month break from the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. (To give other people a chance, LOL!) And in my first week back on the job, I WIN AGAIN! I want to thank everyone for all their support. Wednesday, 7 July :: Link To Post
 Chris Bosh is a Na’Vi woman. Tuesday, 6 July :: Link To Post
 This Wednesday’s Totally JK is going to be a classic. Really hoping Das Racist performs “You Outta Know.” Reserve tickets here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2011
Looks like I’m going back to school, you guys! Beck University, Glenn Beck’s new Internet college, is now open and really exists. I thought maybe I’d major in Charity, but now I think I might double-major in Hope and Faith. ”I don’t know when we started devaluing people who are self-educated.” - Glenn Beck (as he announces the formation of his own learning institution. What a fucking moron.) Also, after watching this video, I’m pretty sure:
Monday, 5 July :: Link To Post
 My dog is officially an internet celebrity. |
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