This blog goes in-depth to investigate the uncanny connection between San Francisco 49ers QB Alex Smith and Dillon Panthers QB Matt Saracen. 

http://www.nfloffseason.com/post/16180214123/the-fantastic-joe-mande-called-it-alex-smith-is

wow this looks like fun jk what a nightmare

LOS ANGELES!

This Thursday night is your last chance to watch me perform “Joe Mande Gets It”, which is a very powerful and important all-true story from my life that you definitely do not want to miss. 

ON TOP OF THAT, my show has been paired with Mike Hanford’s show “Come Meet All My Friends.” Mike is great and a member of The Birthday Boys, who are the best. 

So, to recap, this Thursday night, for only five dollars, you can see my very powerful and important show “Joe Mande Gets It”, followed by the equally powerful and important show “Mike Hanford: Come Meet All My Friends.”

Reserve your tickets here: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21962

And a very high definition photo of Steve Harvey’s face here: http://yfrog.com/z/kira9ghj

braiker:

Well played, Joe Mande. Well played. 

I will be performing at the Comedy Club on State in Madison, WI this Thursday through Saturday. So, if you live nearby, you should come out. I’m writing so many collective bargaining jokes. 

Get tickets here: http://www.madisoncomedy.com/

(I actually went to UW for a year, so this weekend is going to be very weird for me. Above is the application packet from the year I attended. Notice the black dude on the left whom they photoshopped in to the picture as to make the school seem less white.)

See you there!