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Thursday, 10 April :: Link

JESUS WAS BORAT!

JESUS WAS BORAT!



Wednesday, 9 April :: Link

Anonymous asked: Your face looks like you just dragged in dog shit from the bottom of your shoes all over someone's white carpet at a house party. I don't know your comedy, but you look terrible. Can you please never do another interview that ends up on my Facebook feed?

OK, anonymous 



Tuesday, 8 April :: Link

Anonymous asked: Yo, what's your favorite movie?

Probably Broadcast News. Though maybe it’s The Fugitive. Sometimes it’s Michael Clayton. But definitely Hitch.



mooshuporkstateofmind asked: do you ever just think about helicopters?

Nope!



Anonymous asked: yo, you ship that CD ish outside of USA? Living in Canada and would love to buy one

Yeah sure IDGAF



Anonymous asked: Yo, I liked your takedown of Same Love on AVClub. As a gay rapper and rap fan, I was pleased to have a song that supported my rights, but I always found it to be very slow, boring and pandering. I look forward to the day that an actual gay rapper becomes mainstream and raises the bar for everyone else. For now, I will have to support Fly Young Red. Cheers. Question.. who are your current favorite glbt rappers? Do you know of any?

My favorite gay rappers are Le1f and Lord Jamar.



theavc:

"He puts himself up on this pedestal like he’s the first rapper to be open-minded and that’s not true at all."- Comedian Joe Mande on why he hates Macklemore’s “Same Love”

theavc:

"He puts himself up on this pedestal like he’s the first rapper to be open-minded and that’s not true at all."- Comedian Joe Mande on why he hates Macklemore’s “Same Love”





Monday, 7 April :: Link

Anonymous asked: eyy bby u wan sum fuk?

OK, anonymous 



Sunday, 6 April :: Link

Anonymous asked: Can I has Bitchface?

Ugh. Yes you can “has” it.

You can buy a digital copy of Bitchface for $4.99 on iTunes or Amazon.

You can stream the album for free on Soundcloud, Spotify, Rhapsody, etc.

And for $10 via PayPal, I’ll send you a Compact Disc version of Bitchface to your house. I’ll even sign it if that’s what you want!  Please help me get rid of these CDs. I have such a big box of CDs in my house.

Also, don’t sleep on the Chopped & Screwed remix of Bitchface



Tue. March 11 :: BITCHFACE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY :: The Virgil :: LA, CA :: 8:00pm :: Free!

Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Mainstage) :: Toronto, ON :: 7:00pm :: Tickets

Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Cabaret):: Toronto, ON :: 9:00pm :: Tickets

Mon. March 24 :: Helium Comedy Club :: Philadelphia, PA :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Tue. March 25 :: Black Cat :: Washington, DC :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Thur. March 27 :: The Bell House :: Brooklyn, NY :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Fri. March 28 :: The Great Scott :: Allston, MA :: 7:00pm :: Tickets






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