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Wednesday, 6 August :: Link

If the NBA let me change the names of all their teams, based entirely on the first thing I think of for each given city, this is what that would look like:

Atlanta Stripclubs

Boston Colleges

Brooklyn Bloggers

Charlotte Banks

Chicago Buildings

Cleveland LeBrons

Dallas Grassy Knolls

Denver Dispensaries 

Detroit Squalor

Golden State Bridges 

Houston Humidity 

Indiana Mellencamps

LA Screenplays

LA Priuses

Memphis Ribs

Miami Jetskis

Milwaukee Brats

Minnesota Malls

New Orleans Beignets

New York Anxiety

Oklahoma City Domestic Terrorisms

Orlando Chain Restaurants

Philadelphia Tastykakes

Phoenix McCains 

Portland Foodtrucks  Foodcarts

Sacramento Governors 

San Antonio Alamos

Toronto Drakes

Utah Mormons

Washington Lobbyists 



Wednesday, 23 July :: Link

Anonymous said: I think you're killing it! Keep doing a great job!

Thank you! I love my fans!



Tuesday, 22 July :: Link

I’ll be at Montreal’s Just for Laughs festival this weekend. Their website describes me as the “Lil B of comedy,” which is something I want engraved on my headstone.  
Come see me so a long set at Underworld this Friday night at 10:30 pm. Tickets are available here.

I’ll be at Montreal’s Just for Laughs festival this weekend. Their website describes me as the “Lil B of comedy,” which is something I want engraved on my headstone.  

Come see me so a long set at Underworld this Friday night at 10:30 pm. Tickets are available here.



Saturday, 19 July :: Link

Anonymous said: Shouldn't the Raptors make a pitch before the Wolves for Andrew Wiggins aka Canada's Michael Jordan?

Minnesota is America’s Canada and it’s the only place for Andrew Wiggins and Anthony Bennett.



Wednesday, 16 July :: Link



WE DID IT, Y’ALL!
After reading my heartfelt appeal, Kickstarter has reversed their decision and you can now donate to fund the Million Dollar Podcast!
Go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/338569962/the-million-dollar-podcast to donate. And, while you’re at it, tell your mom to donate $1000. I’ll say her name on the podcast.

WE DID IT, Y’ALL!

After reading my heartfelt appeal, Kickstarter has reversed their decision and you can now donate to fund the Million Dollar Podcast!

Go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/338569962/the-million-dollar-podcast to donate. And, while you’re at it, tell your mom to donate $1000. I’ll say her name on the podcast.



Kickstarter has decided to reject my application to fund the Million Dollar Podcast project for the bullshit reason that it didn’t “create something to share with others.” This was my official appeal.

Kickstarter has decided to reject my application to fund the Million Dollar Podcast project for the bullshit reason that it didn’t “create something to share with others.” This was my official appeal.



Monday, 14 July :: Link

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Sunday, 13 July :: Link



Saturday, 12 July :: Link

Just a push notification I received at 3:34am letting me know that my mom “fav’ed” a tweet I wrote calling Luke Russert a basic bitch

Just a push notification I received at 3:34am letting me know that my mom “fav’ed” a tweet I wrote calling Luke Russert a basic bitch



Thu. Aug 21 :: Comedy is Dead :: Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever :: LA, CA :: 9:00pm :: Tickets

Nov. 7-9 :: Fun Fun Fun Fest :: Austin, TX :: Tickets






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