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Tuesday, 27 May :: Link

Anonymous said: Is Bitchface so much of a failure that you have to beg people to buy it?

Nope! Digital sales have been great. I just have a box of CDs I’m trying to get rid of. You seem like a real piece of shit, though. How’s that going?



alexshap:

joemande:

If you buy a physical copy of my album Bitchface for $10, I will mail it myself and include a handwritten note. Buy it here.

Proof that Joe is not lying:

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If you buy a physical copy of my album Bitchface for $10, I will mail it myself and include a handwritten note. Buy it here.



Monday, 26 May :: Link



Saturday, 24 May :: Link



Friday, 23 May :: Link

Anonymous said: When will you release your next mixtape?

When the streets call for it



Thursday, 22 May :: Link

Anonymous said: What should I be drinking instead of LaCroix? Not super into the Dasani I purchased.

I’m about that filtered tap water life right now, juheard?



goodjon said: More Blanche

You’re right. Here are some pictures of my dog, Blanche.



Wednesday, 21 May :: Link

To the dude who keeps calling me a hypocrite and coward via anonymous tumblr questions:

You’re the one calling me a hypocrite and coward VIA ANONYMOUS TUMBLR QUESTIONS, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL COWARD.



Anonymous said: If someone asked you for a hot cup of Joe, would you consider cumming in a cup and giving it to them?

Nope!



Mon. May 19 :: Riveride Theater w/ Aziz Ansari :: Milwaukee, WI :: 7:00pm & 9:30pm :: Tickets

Tue. May 20 :: Overture Center w/ Aziz Ansari :: Madison, WI :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Wed. May 21 :: Chicago Theater w/ Aziz Ansari:: Chicago, IL :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Thur. May 22 :: Chicago Theater w/ Aziz Ansari:: Chicago, IL :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Fri. July 25 :: Bitchface :: Underworld :: Montreal, QC :: 10:30pm :: Tickets






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