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Thursday, 29 May :: Link

While supplies last, if you buy my album on Paypal for $10, I will also throw in a 1990-1991 NBA Hoops basketball card with my signature on it.
You won’t see this deal anywhere else! If you have a specific player from that era in mind, please let me know. But hurry, like I said, supplies are limited. There’s only so many Nick Anderson rookie cards or whatever!

While supplies last, if you buy my album on Paypal for $10, I will also throw in a 1990-1991 NBA Hoops basketball card with my signature on it.

You won’t see this deal anywhere else! If you have a specific player from that era in mind, please let me know. But hurry, like I said, supplies are limited. There’s only so many Nick Anderson rookie cards or whatever!



Tuesday, 27 May :: Link

Anonymous said: Is Bitchface so much of a failure that you have to beg people to buy it?

Nope! Digital sales have been great. I just have a box of CDs I’m trying to get rid of. You seem like a real piece of shit, though. How’s that going?



alexshap:

joemande:

If you buy a physical copy of my album Bitchface for $10, I will mail it myself and include a handwritten note. Buy it here.

Proof that Joe is not lying:

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If you buy a physical copy of my album Bitchface for $10, I will mail it myself and include a handwritten note. Buy it here.



Monday, 26 May :: Link



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Friday, 23 May :: Link

Anonymous said: When will you release your next mixtape?

When the streets call for it



Thursday, 22 May :: Link

Anonymous said: What should I be drinking instead of LaCroix? Not super into the Dasani I purchased.

I’m about that filtered tap water life right now, juheard?



goodjon said: More Blanche

You’re right. Here are some pictures of my dog, Blanche.



Wednesday, 21 May :: Link

To the dude who keeps calling me a hypocrite and coward via anonymous tumblr questions:

You’re the one calling me a hypocrite and coward VIA ANONYMOUS TUMBLR QUESTIONS, YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL COWARD.



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