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Thursday, 6 March :: Link

THIS ALL HAPPENS TOMORROW



From Jared Leto’s instagram. 

From Jared Leto’s instagram. 



Anonymous asked: Thx for doin your thing. What do you do at night if you can't sleep?

I can’t answer that, for the Lord has blessed me with the ability to fall asleep every night within 30 seconds of closing my eyes. 



Tuesday, 4 March :: Link

LOS ANGELES — Come celebrate me with me!
My mixtape Bitchface drops later this week, therefor next Tuesday I will glorify the feat by doing a comedy show with some friends who are featured on the album. Come on by it will be fun. I will be selling physical CDs of the mixtape too if you want to buy one. I only printed a few hundred so it’ll be a collector’s item. Unless I print more. You know what, let’s not worry about that right now.
BITCHFACE ALBUM RELEASE PARTYTUESDAY, MARCH 11th. 8pm.THE VIRGIL: 4519 Santa Monica Blvd.

LOS ANGELES — Come celebrate me with me!

My mixtape Bitchface drops later this week, therefor next Tuesday I will glorify the feat by doing a comedy show with some friends who are featured on the album. Come on by it will be fun. I will be selling physical CDs of the mixtape too if you want to buy one. I only printed a few hundred so it’ll be a collector’s item. Unless I print more. You know what, let’s not worry about that right now.

BITCHFACE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY
TUESDAY, MARCH 11th. 8pm.
THE VIRGIL: 4519 Santa Monica Blvd.



I’m fucking great.

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)



Monday, 3 March :: Link

joemande:

JOE MANDE #BITCHFACE MINI WORLD TOUR
SUNDAY 3/23Toronto, ON- earlyComedy Bar - Mainstagehttp://comedybar.ca/show.php?Event_ID=2168
Toronto, ON- lateComedy Bar - Cabarethttp://comedybar.ca/show.php?Event_ID=2169

MONDAY 3/24Philadelphia, PAHelium Comedy Clubhttps://center-stage.seatengine.com/shows/15502

TUESDAY 3/25Washington, DCBlack Cathttp://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/503351?utm_medium=bks

THURSDAY 3/27Brooklyn, NYThe Bell Househttp://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/503141?utm_medium=bks

FRIDAY 3/28Allston, MAGreat Scotthttp://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01004C5016F95B54

joemande:

JOE MANDE #BITCHFACE MINI WORLD TOUR

SUNDAY 3/23
Toronto, ON- early
Comedy Bar - Mainstage
http://comedybar.ca/show.php?Event_ID=2168

Toronto, ON- late
Comedy Bar - Cabaret
http://comedybar.ca/show.php?Event_ID=2169

MONDAY 3/24
Philadelphia, PA
Helium Comedy Club
https://center-stage.seatengine.com/shows/15502

TUESDAY 3/25
Washington, DC
Black Cat
http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/503351?utm_medium=bks

THURSDAY 3/27
Brooklyn, NY
The Bell House
http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/503141?utm_medium=bks

FRIDAY 3/28
Allston, MA
Great Scott
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01004C5016F95B54



NEW MIXTAPE TRAILER. 

BITCHFACE//GREEDHEAD//MARCH 7//LACROIXBOYS



Sunday, 2 March :: Link

Joe Mande’s “Bitchface” Comedy Mixtape/Album Dropping This Month

thecomedybureau:

The very funny Joe Mande will be releasing his latest work “Bitchface” this month, a comedy mixtape/album. From the likes of this teaser, there’s going to be plenty of Joe’s stand-up along with a few sketches, but it all should be worth a listen.

There’ll be an album release party too at The Virgil Tues. Mar. 11th 8PM for FREE.

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Thursday, 27 February :: Link

smellyredjelly asked: Is "Wooden Pussy" gonna be on bitchface?

No, I will not be rapping. This is a stand up comedy mixtape.



Wednesday, 26 February :: Link

Anonymous asked: Any personal favorite NBA players? Particularly any that are not Spanish heartthrobs?

ROY HIBBERT IS MY HOMEBOY



Tue. March 11 :: BITCHFACE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY :: The Virgil :: LA, CA :: 8:00pm :: Free!

Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Mainstage) :: Toronto, ON :: 7:00pm :: Tickets

Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Cabaret):: Toronto, ON :: 9:00pm :: Tickets

Mon. March 24 :: Helium Comedy Club :: Philadelphia, PA :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Tue. March 25 :: Black Cat :: Washington, DC :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Thur. March 27 :: The Bell House :: Brooklyn, NY :: 8:00pm :: Tickets

Fri. March 28 :: The Great Scott :: Allston, MA :: 7:00pm :: Tickets






MANAGEMENT:
ANNE HONG
ahong@mosaicla.com

WRITING/ACTING/WHATEVER:
GREG CAVIC
gcavic@caa.com

STANDUP BOOKING:
ANDREW SKIKNE
andrew.skikne@caa.com

HATE MAIL:
joemande@gmail.com