I’m not sure, to be honest. Mostly Russian, I think? I know I’m Jewish. Does that count? I get mistaken for Puerto Rican a lot. And one time my Black friend Aisha told me she thought I was Black when she first met me, which is still to this day the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yesterday, videogum reposted a thing I wrote for them back in 2010 in which I was asked to attend and document a Brokencyde concert. It was one of the worst nights of my life, although I still attest that Millionaires (RIP to the both of them, probably) were two of the most fascinating pieces of art/trash I’ve ever seen.
Here’s a deleted scene from tonight’s Parks and Recreation episode. It airs at 8:30pm on the National Broadcasting Company. I wrote it. Adam Scott directed it. Chris Pratt is the best. God Bless you and the United States of America.
I’m performing all weekend in San Francisco for Sketchfest
If you live near the “bay area,” come see me perform. I feed off the energy of a hot crowd.
Stand-Up Spotlight: Joe Mande Friday, January 24th, 10pm, Stage Werx BUY TICKETS
Big Terrific Saturday, January 25th, 8pm, Cobb’s Comedy Club BUY TICKETS
Invite Them Up Saturday, January 25th, 10:30pm, Cobb’s Comedy Club BUY TICKETS
Totally J/K Saturday, January 25th, 11:45pm, The Punch Line BUY TICKETS