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Friday, 1 March :: Link

I need Ricky Rubio to be my life coach.

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Tuesday, 26 February :: Link

So So Def Records turned 20 years old this week. 

“My Boo” by Ghost Town DJ’s is one of the three most important songs of the 20th Century.  (Along with “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison and “The Player Way” by Ma$e.)

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Monday, 25 February :: Link

Someone make this shirt for me.

Someone make this shirt for me.

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Tuesday, 19 February :: Link

Found my newest Internet obsession tonight. HelenRuth31

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Monday, 18 February :: Link

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Friday, 15 February :: Link

Anonymous asked: Hey asshole what kind of watches do u like 2 wear. Fuck you

Great question fuck face.  I like 2 wear Nixons and Casios.  Eat shit.

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Wednesday, 13 February :: Link

Here’s an important video I made of all the dry mouth noises Marco Rubio made during his State of the Union response last night.

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Monday, 11 February :: Link

NOTE: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS ILLEGALLY REMOVED THIS PETITION FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE.

Please sign my official White House petition to recognize February 11 as National Hitch Day, in honor of the eighth anniversary of the Will Smith modern classic, Hitch.

Sign the petition here:

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The drones aren’t gonna fly themselves.

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Thursday, 7 February :: Link

And here’s one for his brother, Atlanta Hawks back-up point guard Jannero Pargo. 

And here’s one for his brother, Atlanta Hawks back-up point guard Jannero Pargo. 

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May 1 :: Hollywood Improv :: LA, CA :: 10:00pm :: info

May 2 :: San Miguel Casino w/Aziz Ansari :: Highland, CA:: 7:30pm :: info

May 3 & 4 :: Mirage Casino w/Aziz Ansari :: Las Vegas, NV:: 10:00pm :: info

May 5 :: Comerica Theater w/Aziz Ansari :: Phoenix, AZ :: 7:00pm :: info

May 6 :: Civic Theater w/Aziz Ansari :: San Diego, CA:: 7:00pm :: info

May 7 :: Abravanel Hall w/Aziz Ansari :: Salt Lake City, UT:: 7:00pm :: info

May 8-11 :: Acme Comedy Co. :: Minneapolis, MN :: info

May 24-27 :: Sasquatch Festival :: Quincy, WA :: info






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