Smile like you only kind of mean it
Wear a denim shirt
Wear a denim vest
Wear a watch
Own a giant green bottle
Put straws in your drinking water
Manicure your beard
Clasp your hands together tightly
Keep a dirty napkin on the table
Get a tricep tattoo
Discreetly try to cover up the other’s tricep tattoo
Sit in bad lighting for photographs
Noah got me a bunch of Tea Party coloring books for Christmas and they are hilarious.
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Shout out to Bryan La Croix.
Noah and I read a portion of our List of Nothing on the Pete Holmes Show.
UCB-LA | LIVE READ: Boys are Back in Town | 11.23.13 A table read did not happen tonight.
I can confirm, this did not happen.
It was a true delight and honor to be a part of this thing that did not happen.
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LOS ANGELES: This Monday, Noah Garfinkel and I will be guests on The Pete Holmes Show. If that interests you, you should
get tickets and come!
Furthermore, later this Monday, Noah Garfinkel and I will be hosting our show, Totally JK, at UCB Theatre. Guests include Howard Kremer, Brendon Walsh, and Sean Patton. If that interests you. you should
get tickets and come to that as well!
Now that the is officially a go, please take a moment to remember how the TV series ended.
Tue. March 11 :: BITCHFACE ALBUM RELEASE PARTY :: The Virgil :: LA, CA :: 8:00pm :: Free!
Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Mainstage) :: Toronto, ON :: 7:00pm :: Tickets
Sun. March 23 :: The Comedy Bar (Cabaret):: Toronto, ON :: 9:00pm :: Tickets
Mon. March 24 :: Helium Comedy Club :: Philadelphia, PA :: 8:00pm :: Tickets
Tue. March 25 :: Black Cat :: Washington, DC :: 8:00pm :: Tickets
Thur. March 27 :: The Bell House :: Brooklyn, NY :: 8:00pm :: Tickets
Fri. March 28 :: The Great Scott :: Allston, MA :: 7:00pm :: Tickets