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Wednesday, 7 May :: Link

Anonymous said: i don't like u jew comics

OK, anonymous. 



Tuesday, 6 May :: Link

Anonymous said: what does LA mean to you? #30STM

This #30STM video perfectly sums up my feelings on the “City of Angels”:



Anonymous said: do you know Bo Burnham?

Do you ever truly know anyone?



Anonymous said: Can you make the google analytics of joemandecom public?

Sure. Click here for all the analytics info for my site.



Anonymous said: If money is pussy, and pussy = time, how much pussy would it take to make a living off of eating pad thai at various fast food joints across the world?

10 pussies.



Anonymous said: I'm having trouble naming my celebrity baby. Can you help?

Joe is a good name. Or Mandy, if it’s a girl.



Sunday, 4 May :: Link

Thank you, Jared Leto!

Thank you, Jared Leto!



Friday, 2 May :: Link

I’ve received a letter from the cowards at La Croix Water asking me to stop claiming to be their celebrity spokesman. Apparently La Croix is concerned they might lose valuable business from Michelle Malkin-reading, Benghazi-obsessed right wing psychos. You know, that’s fine. But they should know that I’m never drinking LaCroix again. They’ve lost the support of the original and number one #LACROIXBOY: me!
I urge Perrier and/or Polar Seltzer and/or San Pellegrino to hit me up immediately. I’d be happy to endorse their product, provided they have a sense of humor and aren’t total fucking pussies. 

I’ve received a letter from the cowards at La Croix Water asking me to stop claiming to be their celebrity spokesman. Apparently La Croix is concerned they might lose valuable business from Michelle Malkin-reading, Benghazi-obsessed right wing psychos. You know, that’s fine. But they should know that I’m never drinking LaCroix again. They’ve lost the support of the original and number one #LACROIXBOY: me!

I urge Perrier and/or Polar Seltzer and/or San Pellegrino to hit me up immediately. I’d be happy to endorse their product, provided they have a sense of humor and aren’t total fucking pussies. 



Anonymous said: Yo when r u coming back down to San Diego?

I go to San Diego every night in my dreams



Mon. May 19 :: Riveride Theater w/ Aziz Ansari :: Milwaukee, WI :: 7:00pm & 9:30pm :: Tickets

Tue. May 20 :: Overture Center w/ Aziz Ansari :: Madison, WI :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Wed. May 21 :: Chicago Theater w/ Aziz Ansari:: Chicago, IL :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Thur. May 22 :: Chicago Theater w/ Aziz Ansari:: Chicago, IL :: 7:00pm & 10:00pm :: Tickets

Fri. July 25 :: Bitchface :: Underworld :: Montreal, QC :: 10:30pm :: Tickets






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