So, Bill Maher was on MSNBC’s Hardball last week. (By the way, I can’t tell how I feel about Bill Maher. I’m with him on most of his political opinions, and I think some of his stuff is genuinely funny, but I don’t know why he tries so hard to be cool. Here’s my impression of Bill Maher: “I just read an article in last month’s Atlantic about high fructose corn syrup causing gay marriage. Who in their right mind wants to get married? Not me! I’m too busy smoking weed, fetishizing black women, and talking about how I still smoke weed. Because God is a myth. Deal with it. Come see me in Vegas.” But, anyways…) I want to show you a clip from this particular episode of Hardball, because it’s hilarious.

If you listen closely, you’ll hear Bill Maher making Chris Matthews wheeze like an old man on his death bed.

And later, Chris Matthews spontaneously imitates an emphysemic dolphin:

Actually, there was a lot of wheezing going on. So much, in fact, that I made a montage:

The best is if you slow down the second clip to about 50%, it sounds like the Devil is talking to a dental drill.