An amazing backhanded Facebook message I received this morning:

“Hey Joe,

So this is a weird question but I thought I would ask.

We are hosting a chanuka event on November 30th called the Dreidelpalooza. We will be breaking the record in the Guinness Book of World Records of most people spinning a dreidel at the same time. We are estimating that around 750-1000 people will be there. Dreidels will be provided and it is guaranteed to be an awesome time.

We are trying to get some “Celebrity Spinners”. I was wondering if you know anyone famous that we can get to make an appearence?”