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Wednesday, 19 August :: Link
Dear Mayor Bloomberg,Earlier today, I missread the destination sign on a city bus, which I thought said “Waterslide Plaza.” Needless to say, I got very excited. Waterslide Plaza sounds like my kind of plaza. Upon closer inspection, however, I realized the bus was actually headed toward some place called Waterside Plaza, which is nowhere near as good. Mr. Mayor, do you know what’s way better than being beside water? Sliding down a long plastic tube and crashing into water. That’s what. In conclusion: more waterslides, please. Thanks in advance, Joe Mande
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