Glenn Beck, IlluminARTi expert

Did you know Glenn Beck is a crazy, stupid, paranoid lunatic? Well, he is. Did you know Glenn Beck also hosts a news show on a national news network? Well, he does.

Please, for the love of God, watch this video. It’s pretty much as coo-coo as coo-coo gets.

Wait, what? Vladimir Lenin’s son died fighting Mussolini’s army in the lobby of 30 Rock?  I don’t understand. (Did you know Rockafeller blew up Tower 7? It’s true. Look it up. It’s called symbology, dummies.)

If Glenn Beck started getting some Stevia into his diet (and meth, lots of meth), he has the potential of becoming the next Dan Quinn.