Great news, everyone. “CAN HE BEAT 9?” is back on the internet!

This video was my favorite thing online until a few months ago, when youtube deleted it. I honestly have no idea why they’d want to take it down. It simply features Dan Quinn (a.k.a. the discoverer of cold fission) in his car, smoking out of his bong, talking about how good he is at smoking out of his bong. It’s incredible. The best part is at about 4:30, when his Mom “queers up” the shot by telling Dan his weed2O is boiling.

Seriously, I’m telling you, watch this video before youtube takes it down again. It’s a Quinn classic!