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Sunday, 13 September :: Link

I just checked my spam email box for the first time in like six months. Here were my three favorites:

Shouldn’t she be more concerned I have worms?

Awesome! I love when verbs circulate in my wang!

Gross! You should probably stop doing that!

EVERY THURSDAY :: Totally J/K at UCB-East Theatre :: 153 E. 3rd St. at Ave A :: NY, NY :: 9:00pm :: info

Thu. 5/10 :: Midland Theater w/Aziz Ansari :: Kansas City, MO :: info

Fri. 5/11 :: The Pageant w/Aziz Ansari :: St. Louis, MO :: info

Sat. 5/12 :: Murat Theater w/Aziz Ansari :: Indianapolis, IN :: info

Email Address

MANAGEMENT:
KARA WELKER, ANNE HONG
kara@generateny.com
ahong@generatela.com

WRITING/ACTING/WHATEVER:
DIANNE McGUNIGLE
dmcgunigle@caa.com

STANDUP BOOKING:
MATT BLAKE
mblake@caa.com

HATE MAIL:
joemande@gmail.com