Autumn is here, so you know what that means: SWEATERS!

It’s sweater weather, you guys! Finally! There’s literally nothing better in life than covering up your physical flaws with a thick layer of itchy wool. That’s why this month’s Totally J/K is devoted to the greatness of sweaters. Some people say sweaters and comedy don’t mix, but we don’t care about those people because they are obviously ignorant about sweaters and probably racist to boot (racist towards boots)!

Any audience member who comes to this Wednesday’s show wearing a sweater will only be charged $5 for admission. So wear those sweaters, you guys!

TOTALLY J/K with JOE & NOAH
Wednesday, September 30th @ 8pm
UCB Theatre: 307 W. 26th St. (near 8th Ave.)
$5 admission (with sweater).

This line-up is so good, it’ll remind of you of a really expensive cashmere turtleneck sweater!

Emmy-winning Daily Show correspondent and huge fan of sweaters, JOHN OLIVER!!! (For real this time!!!)

King of Jokes, JESSE POPP!!! (Comedy Central, sweaters)

and the hilarious ALI WONG!!! (Professional sweaters)

Reserve tickets here!