That’s weird. I’ve always thought I was more of a Judy Gold type.

So far, this is the best response I’ve gotten to my appearance on Live at Gotham last night. From ricosuaveaz@yahoo.com (cool name!):

I SAW YOU ON COMEDY CENTRAL!

Janeane Garofalo called.  She wants her act back.

Seriously, I closed my eyes and I could not tell the difference in tone or material.

Then I opened my eyes and I could not tell the difference either.

Then I looked closer and noticed that Janeane has a bigger dick.

I quit drinking so I could not tell that you were funny.

Thanks, ricosuaveaz@yahoo.com! You sir, are definitely the new King of Zings. Might I suggest that you start drinking again, so you can tell that I’m funny?