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Touch heads
Smile like you only kind of mean it
Wear a denim shirt
Wear a denim vest
Wear a watch 
Own a giant green bottle
Put straws in your drinking water
Manicure your beard
Be Asian 
Clasp your hands together tightly
Keep a dirty napkin on the table
Get a tricep tattoo
Discreetly try to cover up the other’s tricep tattoo
Sit in bad lighting for photographs
  1. Touch heads
  2. Smile like you only kind of mean it
  3. Wear a denim shirt
  4. Wear a denim vest
  5. Wear a watch 
  6. Own a giant green bottle
  7. Put straws in your drinking water
  8. Manicure your beard
  9. Be Asian 
  10. Clasp your hands together tightly
  11. Keep a dirty napkin on the table
  12. Get a tricep tattoo
  13. Discreetly try to cover up the other’s tricep tattoo
  14. Sit in bad lighting for photographs


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