Looks like I’m going back to school, you guys!  Beck University, Glenn Beck’s new Internet college, is now open and really exists. I thought maybe I’d major in Charity, but now I think I might double-major in Hope and Faith. 

 ”I don’t know when we started devaluing people who are self-educated.” - Glenn Beck (as he announces the formation of his own learning institution. What a fucking moron.)

Also, after watching this video, I’m pretty sure: 

• FAITH 101 is taught by a hoarder.
• HOPE 101 is about how sometimes canker sores are really cancer.
• CHARITY 101 is about how America is great because of Faith and Hope? 
• The Beck University Bookstore is an ol’timey library.