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If the NBA let me change the names of all their teams, based entirely on the first thing I think of for each given city, this is what that would look like:

Atlanta Stripclubs

Boston Colleges

Brooklyn Bloggers

Charlotte Banks

Chicago Buildings

Cleveland LeBrons

Dallas Grassy Knolls

Denver Dispensaries 

Detroit Squalor

Golden State Bridges 

Houston Humidity 

Indiana Mellencamps

LA Screenplays

LA Priuses

Memphis Ribs

Miami Jetskis

Milwaukee Brats

Minnesota Malls

New Orleans Beignets

New York Anxiety

Oklahoma City Domestic Terrorisms

Orlando Chain Restaurants

Philadelphia Tastykakes

Phoenix McCains 

Portland Foodtrucks  Foodcarts

Sacramento Governors 

San Antonio Alamos

Toronto Drakes

Utah Mormons

Washington Lobbyists 



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