is a comedian.Tumblr (3.0; @joemande)http://joemande.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17329066560/tumblr_lz568rN6T21qzjykf&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Get It Back” - Gucci Mane feat. 2 Chainz</p>http://joemande.com/post/17329066560http://joemande.com/post/17329066560Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:00:27 -0500Tetris<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4vmw5v9i1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is tonight! You should come! Click the photo to reserve tickets!</p>http://joemande.com/post/17321022375http://joemande.com/post/17321022375Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:11:20 -0500<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1ny1ACSC1qzgx60.png"/></p> <p>and then, moments later…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1nyi8Oz31qzgx60.png"/></p>http://joemande.com/post/17229114420http://joemande.com/post/17229114420Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:33:24 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytkik5Gxn1qcr7fqo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytkik5Gxn1qcr7fqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytkik5Gxn1qcr7fqo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytkik5Gxn1qcr7fqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytkik5Gxn1qcr7fqo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lulinternet.com/" target="_blank">Lacey Micallef’s</a> incredible animated .gif’s from Julie Klausner’s live <em>How Was Your Week</em> podcast last night.</p>http://joemande.com/post/17012177716http://joemande.com/post/17012177716Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:58:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyto5kxYlz1qzjykfo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Politico.com wrote <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72382.html" target="_blank">a nice article about how I’m a huge asshole to politicians on Twitter</a>. </p>http://joemande.com/post/16975532209http://joemande.com/post/16975532209Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:56:08 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="329" data="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a250ba134caa06301352125f8c80475" /><embed></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I wrote on season 3 of <em><strong>DELOCATED </strong></em><strong></strong>and it starts tonight at midnight on Adult Swim and you should watch it because it’s seriously the best.</p>http://joemande.com/post/16924213044http://joemande.com/post/16924213044Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:49:50 -0500<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:comedycentral.com:406143" width="400" height="325" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars=""></embed><br/><br/><p>This is our generation’s Frost/Nixon. (And yes, I’m comparing John Mulaney to Richard Nixon.)</p>http://joemande.com/post/16525198028http://joemande.com/post/16525198028Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:39:55 -0500<p>Thank you.</p>http://joemande.com/post/16374205237http://joemande.com/post/16374205237Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:41:09 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4fcD6G85fxA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>My goal for 2012 is to learn Spanish so I can fully understand my new favorite TV show, “El Gran Show de Los Peques”</p>http://joemande.com/post/16357532617http://joemande.com/post/16357532617Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:39:06 -0500Super Karlita<p><iframe frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iXZbc_zhrJg" width="480"></iframe> <iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Te-Y8Bu9YfA" width="560"></iframe></p>http://joemande.com/post/16244141328http://joemande.com/post/16244141328Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:36:58 -0500Stacks on Deck Money GangWhite Girl MobHoly matrimonyConfused caucasians<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxwswIBeT1qd6kw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This blog goes in-depth to investigate the uncanny connection between San Francisco 49ers QB Alex Smith and Dillon Panthers QB Matt Saracen. <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.nfloffseason.com/post/16180214123/the-fantastic-joe-mande-called-it-alex-smith-is" target="_blank"><br/><br/><a href="http://www.nfloffseason.com/post/16180214123/the-fantastic-joe-mande-called-it-alex-smith-is" target="_blank">http://www.nfloffseason.com/post/16180214123/the-fantastic-joe-mande-called-it-alex-smith-is</a></a></p>http://joemande.com/post/16182675171http://joemande.com/post/16182675171Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:01:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4pu-ZEinTBw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>Delocated </em>Season 3 starts February 2 at Midnight on Adult Swim.</p>http://joemande.com/post/16164394929http://joemande.com/post/16164394929Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:36:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0ojkVSpu1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>wow this looks like fun jk what a nightmare</p>http://joemande.com/post/16082882009http://joemande.com/post/16082882009Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:14:00 -0500citibank<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyic1nVeZ1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>LOS ANGELES!</strong></p> <p>This Thursday night is your last chance to watch me perform “Joe Mande Gets It”, which is a very powerful and important all-true story from my life that you definitely do not want to miss. </p> <p>ON TOP OF THAT, my show has been paired with Mike Hanford’s show “Come Meet All My Friends.” Mike is great and a member of The Birthday Boys, who are the <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0fc57536c/ham-hat" target="_blank">best</a>. </p> <p>So, to recap, this Thursday night, for only five dollars, you can see my very powerful and important show “Joe Mande Gets It”, followed by the equally powerful and important show “Mike Hanford: Come Meet All My Friends.”</p> <p>Reserve your tickets here: <a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21962" target="_blank"><a href="http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21962" target="_blank">http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/21962</a></a></p> <p>And a very high definition photo of Steve Harvey’s face here: <a href="http://yfrog.com/z/kira9ghj" target="_blank"><a href="http://yfrog.com/z/kira9ghj" target="_blank">http://yfrog.com/z/kira9ghj</a></a></p>http://joemande.com/post/16015851245http://joemande.com/post/16015851245Tue, 17 Jan 2012 14:04:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwmlxGzhC1qz8911o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://braiker.tumblr.com/post/15957505917/well-played-joe-mande-well-played" target="_blank">braiker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Well played, <a href="http://twitter.com/Joemande" target="_blank">Joe Mande</a>. Well played. </p> </blockquote>http://joemande.com/post/15978372325http://joemande.com/post/15978372325Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:26:25 -0500<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/61b10517e8" width="400" height="250" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sappity Tappity. For the kids.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jondaly.tumblr.com/post/15939234215/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-sappity-tappity-show" target="_blank">jondaly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ladies and Gentlemen,</p> <p>The Sappity Tappity Show! </p> </blockquote>http://joemande.com/post/15974198543http://joemande.com/post/15974198543Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:17:47 -0500<object width="400" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/RfpXZ8hyp3VS4fpgh5nwgw" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/RfpXZ8hyp3VS4fpgh5nwgw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>John Mulaney > Delta Airlines.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mulaney.tumblr.com/post/15828281044/watch-me-on-jimmy-fallon-last-night-thanks-to" target="_blank">mulaney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Watch me on Jimmy Fallon last night! </p> <p>Thanks to Jimmy and everyone at Late Night for always having the best audience. </p> <p>Special thanks to Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton and Miranda Cosgrove for being my opening acts. They really warmed up the audience. </p> </blockquote>http://joemande.com/post/15834018067http://joemande.com/post/15834018067Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:34:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxn6ldP1WR1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will be performing at the <strong>Comedy Club on State</strong> in <strong>Madison, WI</strong> this <strong>Thursday through Saturday</strong>. So, if you live nearby, you should come out. I’m writing so many collective bargaining jokes. </p> <p>Get tickets here: <a href="http://www.madisoncomedy.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.madisoncomedy.com/" target="_blank">http://www.madisoncomedy.com/</a></a></p> <p>(I actually went to UW for a year, so this weekend is going to be very weird for me. Above is the application packet from the year I attended. Notice the black dude on the left whom they photoshopped in to the picture as to make the school seem less white.)</p> <p>See you there!</p>http://joemande.com/post/15673584541http://joemande.com/post/15673584541Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:17:37 -0500<iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/dbb5747c4a" width="400" height="256" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>A bunch of my friends are in this Real Estate music video and I find it very pleasant to watch.</p>http://joemande.com/post/15627797166http://joemande.com/post/15627797166Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:14:04 -0500<span id="video_player_15465069343">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_15465069343",'http://joemande.com/video_file/15465069343/tumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf',400,229,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lxg20mCXhN1qzjykf_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/><p>Just found this video from 2008 on an old hard drive. Possibly the dumbest thing <a href="http://www.noahgarfinkel.com" target="_blank">Noah</a> and I have ever made. Enjoy!</p>http://joemande.com/post/15465069343http://joemande.com/post/15465069343Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:57:00 -0500