Joe Mande

alexblagg: daveholmes: I’m doing this show tomorrow night!...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:57:49 -0500

daveholmes:

I’m doing this show tomorrow night! Paul Scheer & Rob Heubel and Stillerstrong.org present A Night of 140 Tweets, an actual live tweetstream with 140 actual Twitter people, to benefit Architecture For Haiti. Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Diablo Cody, and folks like Rob Delaney, Damien Fahey, Kelly Oxford and me! And 133 other people somehow! Unless this is some kind of extremely cruel and elaborate prank!

Tomorrow, March 12 at UCB-LA. Yes! A show with 140 cast members is taking place at a 99-seat theater! Also, it’s sold out! So you probably can’t come. But it will definitely be weird and awesome, and I will definitely be writing about the awesome weirdness RIGHT HERE. So you have that to look forward to.

I am performing at this, too. No idea how it’s gonna work, but I’m super-jazzed!

I will be there as well, via satellite.

I just got word from people at the New Yorker that I won this...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:26:35 -0500

I just got word from people at the New Yorker that I won this week’s CCC (Cartoon Caption Contest). This is my second winning entry of 2010! Thanks so much to everyone involved!

Don’t know why it took me four years to see it, but...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:15:17 -0500

Don’t know why it took me four years to see it, but “Numberwang” is now my second favorite thing in the world. [Ed. Note: Auto-Tune Katt Williams still remains safely in first place.]

If this year's Oscars were awarded nine years ago...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:16:00 -0500

Best Actor in a Leading Role: Jeff Bridges - K-PAX

Best Actress in a Leading Role: Sandra Bullock - Miss Congeniality

Best Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz - Engel sucht Flügel

Best Actress in a Supporting Role: Mo’Nique - Baby Boy

Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow - K-19: The Widowmaker

Best Movie: The War in Iraq Isn’t A Thing Yet

I can’t stop watching Tim & Eric’s new intro.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:31:25 -0500

I can’t stop watching Tim & Eric’s new intro.

Let’s all make this a reality. Vote now for the Jon Glaser...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:45:00 -0500

Let’s all make this a reality. Vote now for the Jon Glaser emblazoned Delocated NASCAR car.

(And yes, Jay Leno, it is very funny that it’s a Toyota.)

Sorry, SPOILER ALERT!!!

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:37:33 -0500

Sorry, SPOILER ALERT!!!

somuchfunithurts: Joe Mande sets World Record for having the...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:43:04 -0500

somuchfunithurts:

Joe Mande sets World Record for having the Most People to Yell “You’ll Never Set a World Record!” At Once

It’s also the world record for most meta world record.

Andy Rooney Game: Winter Olympics

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:30:08 -0500

Andy Rooney Game: Winter Olympics

Joe and Noah’s Spoiler Alert: The Wolfman (PS: The only...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:06:00 -0500

Joe and Noah’s Spoiler Alert: The Wolfman

(PS: The only reason Noah wanted to see Shutter Island in the first place was because he wanted to put this at the very end of the video.)

Forgot to mention, I took another one for the Videogum team...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:57:43 -0500

Forgot to mention, I took another one for the Videogum team yesterday. The Gwyneth Paltrow Workout Routine.

Come to this show tonight! Noah and I welcome...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 08:38:34 -0500

Come to this show tonight! Noah and I welcome guests…

Julian McCullough & Sean O’Connor

Joe Randazzo

and secret special guest, codename: “Bike Mirmiglia”!

Reserve tickets now: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/16243

purns: Respect, Canada. Respect. And we don’t even care...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:34:13 -0500

purns:

Respect, Canada. Respect.

And we don’t even care about Hockey. :(

nickkroll: Ed Hardy Boyz 2 and The Case of When that Hot...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:42:47 -0500

nickkroll:

Ed Hardy Boyz 2 and The Case of When that Hot Filipina Girl Lost Her Tramp Stamp at Mini-Golf.

It’s like Nick and Jon won the fucked up internet lottery. Ed Hardy Boyz are the future.

brettgelman: I just did with Topher Grace and Kate...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:04:53 -0500

brettgelman:

I just did with Topher Grace and Kate Bosworth.

Warning: It’s insanely dirty.

Yo, THIS IS what’s up with Topher Grace.

Jackie Mason is the king of cantorial vlogging.

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:21:50 -0500

Jackie Mason is the king of cantorial vlogging.

thedailywhat: Cosplay of the Day: Palestinians dressed as Na’vi...

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:32:30 -0500

thedailywhat:

Cosplay of the Day: Palestinians dressed as Na’vi protest Israel’s separation barrier near the West Bank village of Bil’in.

More photos here.

[telegraph.]

Perfect. That’ll show ‘em! (I hope the Israelis are all dressed like the jellyfish people in The Abyss.)

Community’s Donald Glover thinks you should come to COMIX...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:29:19 -0500

Community’s Donald Glover thinks you should come to COMIX Comedy Club TONIGHT at 9:30PM to see ME and HANNIBAL BURESS do extended sets of stand-up comedy.

Get tickets here. Now. Do it.

Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal think you should come to...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:33:44 -0500

Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal think you should come to Comix tomorrow night to see me and Hannibal Buress perform extended sets of stand-up comedy.

Reserve tickets here (and get $5 off if you enter the online promo code “HANDE”): http://www.comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=700

Nick Kroll thinks you should come to Comix tomorrow night to see...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:17:08 -0500

Nick Kroll thinks you should come to Comix tomorrow night to see me and Hannibal Buress perform extended sets of stand-up comedy.

Reserve tickets here (and get $5 off if you enter the online promo code “HANDE”): http://www.comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=700