is a comedian.Tumblr (3.0; @joemande)http://joemande.com/<a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/62962/the-minnesota-timberwolves-fans-guide-to-the-five-stages-of-post-lottery-grief">Read the article I wrote for Grantland about the plight of being a Minnesota Timberwolves fan.</a>http://joemande.com/post/51095029031http://joemande.com/post/51095029031Wed, 22 May 2013 17:14:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac70154973a8d07522fccb56aed346a7/tumblr_mn4338fyW61qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LIVIN THAT #PIZZAHAT LIFE</p>http://joemande.com/post/50925117938http://joemande.com/post/50925117938Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:08 -0400pizzahat<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vAvMkZQBIXk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I went to Disneyland yesterday and the best ride there is still <em>Captain EO </em>with Michael Jackson and Anjelica Huston. </p>http://joemande.com/post/50660654736http://joemande.com/post/50660654736Fri, 17 May 2013 13:02:55 -0400<p>I’m one quarter lemon, one quarter lime and one half pamplemousse.</p> <p>#LACROIXBOYS</p>http://joemande.com/post/50564504602http://joemande.com/post/50564504602Thu, 16 May 2013 03:45:52 -0400<p>Just live that #LACROIXBOYS life, son. Buy you some Pamplemousse and knock a couple back. </p>http://joemande.com/post/50562576547http://joemande.com/post/50562576547Thu, 16 May 2013 02:43:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3e243b4763de7fd34b37bd2d25a485e/tumblr_mmuwbwxvTK1r7itg8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51ea1cee0e232f9c0cf1337a5c7ca543/tumblr_mmuwbwxvTK1r7itg8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c39ff04f0595a621bb9f4e279173789b/tumblr_mmuwbwxvTK1r7itg8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.earwolf.com/post/50516172276" target="_blank">earwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Joe Mande charts it up on today’s <a href="http://ear.wf/11DOLS4" target="_blank">WHOOCH</a>!!!!</p> </blockquote>http://joemande.com/post/50525022700http://joemande.com/post/50525022700Wed, 15 May 2013 18:16:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55f7a807461dfc2c74db428817294003/tumblr_mmpa39906E1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Mother’s Day from Brazzers.</p>http://joemande.com/post/50280316117http://joemande.com/post/50280316117Sun, 12 May 2013 15:28:21 -0400<p><a href="http://acmecomedycompany.com" target="_blank">http://acmecomedycompany.com</a></p>http://joemande.com/post/50090218850http://joemande.com/post/50090218850Fri, 10 May 2013 10:33:31 -0400<p>YES, PARKS AND RECS [sic] IS COMING BACK NEXT SEASON.</p> <p><a href="http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/nbcs-parks-recreation-renewed/" target="_blank">http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/nbcs-parks-recreation-renewed/</a></p>http://joemande.com/post/50033481226http://joemande.com/post/50033481226Thu, 09 May 2013 16:34:08 -0400<p><strong>WHO IS BEN GOZZI?</strong></p>http://joemande.com/post/49959772571http://joemande.com/post/49959772571Wed, 08 May 2013 17:36:02 -0400<p>I believe you’re confusing me for Cynthia Nixon, which happens a lot.</p>http://joemande.com/post/49865466854http://joemande.com/post/49865466854Tue, 07 May 2013 13:47:03 -0400<p>What?</p> <p><span>Can’t people ask me questions about where/when I’m performing?  Shit like that?</span></p> <p>I’m in Minneapolis this Wednesday through Saturday at Acme Comedy Co.</p>http://joemande.com/post/49864910656http://joemande.com/post/49864910656Tue, 07 May 2013 13:36:52 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7G46YMyQjBY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>SELFIE.</p>http://joemande.com/post/49832511244http://joemande.com/post/49832511244Tue, 07 May 2013 00:02:03 -0400<p>Yes, I can juggle.  Though, to be honest, I’m not that great at it.</p> <p><span>Thank you for your question, Spiritual Boner!</span></p>http://joemande.com/post/49375775419http://joemande.com/post/49375775419Wed, 01 May 2013 15:14:51 -0400<p>Ugh.</p>http://joemande.com/post/49315766656http://joemande.com/post/49315766656Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:04:47 -0400<p>Because I’m from Minnesota.</p>http://joemande.com/post/49314067023http://joemande.com/post/49314067023Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:43:23 -0400<a href="http://www.vulture.com/2013/04/50-comedians-you-should-and-will-know.html#photo=41x00022">The 50 Comedians You Should and Will Know</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">These are the next Aziz Ansaris, Kirsten Schaals and Bobby Moynihans: standups and performers destined to pop up in primetime soon.</blockquote> <p>THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME ON YOUR LIST, VULTURE</p>http://joemande.com/post/49194264203http://joemande.com/post/49194264203Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:11:47 -0400<a href="http://bit.ly/anNPhf">LIST OF NOTABLE #BELIEBERS</a>http://joemande.com/post/47971736541http://joemande.com/post/47971736541Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:28:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/062bd59e6e3ff8c7629a82a97dee91f9/tumblr_ml5maic04x1qzjykfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://joemande.com/post/47793467232http://joemande.com/post/47793467232Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:06:18 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mvf0n0ow3o4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>One thing is clear: Metta World Peace fucks cats.</p>http://joemande.com/post/47609035628http://joemande.com/post/47609035628Wed, 10 Apr 2013 04:46:22 -0400