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To the good people of Minneapolis and St. Paul, I will be taping my next special at the Parkway Theater on January 14, 2024. Two shows, 7pm and 9:30pm. Get your tickets here.

Have you ever dreamt about getting the chance to watch me and my friends as we watch basketball? Well, guess what fool, that dream is now a reality. Double Screen is a brand new concurrent multi-screen NBA livestream experience that you can only catch by subscribing to my youtube channel.

Join me and my good friends as we celebrate the life of a mighty (and oft besmirched) Italian-American icon.

Click here for tickets.

Back on the road! Road-dogging it! Blessing America with comedy!

I’ve expanded my comedy to the exciting world of AI!

Please sign my petition to remove Joe Manchin from the top results when searching “Joe Man” on Google: https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/joe-man

Hot honey is the new salted caramel!

I know they’re called Patriot Front, but i’m more interested in seeing that Patriot Back! 🍑😛🇺🇸💦

Seems like Jamie and Lynn Spears should have gone directly to jail the moment they named a child “Jamie Lynn Spears.”

If I were a DJ (and sadly I am not), I would have already released an album this week called “Critical Bass Theory.” Thank you!