Back on the road! Road-dogging it! Blessing America with comedy!

I’ve expanded my comedy to the exciting world of AI!

Please sign my petition to remove Joe Manchin from the top results when searching “Joe Man” on Google: https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/joe-man

Hot honey is the new salted caramel!

I know they’re called Patriot Front, but i’m more interested in seeing that Patriot Back! 🍑😛🇺🇸💦

Seems like Jamie and Lynn Spears should have gone directly to jail the moment they named a child “Jamie Lynn Spears.”

If I were a DJ (and sadly I am not), I would have already released an album this week called “Critical Bass Theory.” Thank you!

Senator Joe Manchin is a bad and stupid person who does not deserve his lofty place in the hierarchy of results when you type in “JOE MAN” into Google!

To me, we should be celebrating Momorial Day because being a mom is the ultimate sacrifice!

It’s strange how self-described “free thinkers” are the same people who are most interested in sharing memes.