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Monday, 13 February :: Link

‘SKINS FOR SALE

I wish I had known about this. I would have bought it.

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I’ve been looking forward to posting this photo for months.  We sold it to a restaurant supply company after the shoot, and it sat there all summer and fall, and into winter.  We think someone bough it, though.  Or they just scrapped it for parts like the dude in the episode wanted to do.  Art imitates skins.

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Sunday, 12 February :: Link

It’s a little hard to read, but don’t worry, I’ve transcribed Leila’s candy poem to Jose Canseco in its entirety: 

“I’ve spent many nights looking at the MILKY WAY watching the STARBURST ORIGINAL thinking about my BIG HUNK my LIFE SAVERS GUMMIES. Weve been down a ROCKY ROAD sometimes youre a LEMONHEAD a WONKA NERDS a NUTJOB And a SMARTIES. But you’re still my BIT-O-HONEY And I’ll be your little SWEETARTS if you’ll stay my SUGAR BABIES and my SUGAR DADDY and I’ll love you to REESE’S PIECES. Now let’s take a REESE’S FAST BREAK and get REESE’S NUTRAGEOUS I’ve been wanting to SKOR and I want it GOOD & PLENTY Don’t ask for any AIR HEADS or a BLOW POP just break out your HOT TAMALES FIRE (if you’re into PRETZEL M&M’S) and stick your HOSTESS DING DONGS in my KIT KAT DARK I’ll shake my WONKA LAFFY TAFFY and make you yell ‘Oh BABY RUTH.’
I’ve been missing your MR. GOODBAR he makes me scream OH HENRY (oops I mean Jose). My MOUNDS are RED HOTS waiting for your WHATCHAMACALLIT KING SIZE I know it’s a WHOPPERS THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK BALLS and it brings me ALMOND JOY.
P.S. I have a confession, I’m real glad it’s PAYDAY cause I went on a WONKA CHEWY SPREE MIXED BERRY I spent 100 GRAND and now your account is at ZERO.
I love you SWEETHEARTS. HERSHEY KISSES, XoXoXo Leila”

It’s a little hard to read, but don’t worry, I’ve transcribed Leila’s candy poem to Jose Canseco in its entirety: 

“I’ve spent many nights looking at the MILKY WAY watching the STARBURST ORIGINAL thinking about my BIG HUNK my LIFE SAVERS GUMMIES. Weve been down a ROCKY ROAD sometimes youre a LEMONHEAD a WONKA NERDS a NUTJOB And a SMARTIES. But you’re still my BIT-O-HONEY And I’ll be your little SWEETARTS if you’ll stay my SUGAR BABIES and my SUGAR DADDY and I’ll love you to REESE’S PIECES. Now let’s take a REESE’S FAST BREAK and get REESE’S NUTRAGEOUS I’ve been wanting to SKOR and I want it GOOD & PLENTY Don’t ask for any AIR HEADS or a BLOW POP just break out your HOT TAMALES FIRE (if you’re into PRETZEL M&M’S) and stick your HOSTESS DING DONGS in my KIT KAT DARK I’ll shake my WONKA LAFFY TAFFY and make you yell ‘Oh BABY RUTH.’

I’ve been missing your MR. GOODBAR he makes me scream OH HENRY (oops I mean Jose). My MOUNDS are RED HOTS waiting for your WHATCHAMACALLIT KING SIZE I know it’s a WHOPPERS THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK BALLS and it brings me ALMOND JOY.

P.S. I have a confession, I’m real glad it’s PAYDAY cause I went on a WONKA CHEWY SPREE MIXED BERRY I spent 100 GRAND and now your account is at ZERO.

I love you SWEETHEARTSHERSHEY KISSES, XoXoXo Leila”

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Saturday, 11 February :: Link

Anonymous asked: So, I just started listening to "Risk" (thanks to Marc Maron), and after listening to the "Awful Jobs" episode, I cannot find your "get-it" infomercial. Is that available anywhere?

Yes. It is available here: http://bit.ly/A7tJRK

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Shout out to devastated teen Herbie Pulgar.

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Thursday, 9 February :: Link

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“Get It Back” - Gucci Mane feat. 2 Chainz

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Tuesday, 7 February :: Link

Here are my two favorite parts of the Huffington Post’s interview with J-Woww and Snooki.

and then, moments later…

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Friday, 3 February :: Link

Lacey Micallef’s incredible animated .gif’s from Julie Klausner’s live How Was Your Week podcast last night.

(via julieklausner)

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Thursday, 2 February :: Link

I wrote on season 3 of DELOCATED and it starts tonight at midnight on Adult Swim and you should watch it because it’s seriously the best.

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Thursday, 26 January :: Link

This is our generation’s Frost/Nixon. (And yes, I’m comparing John Mulaney to Richard Nixon.)

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