Thursday, 17 April
Wednesday, 16 April
Anonymous asked: Do birds fuck? Or does the male bird just jizz all over the eggs after the female has laid them?
Great question, anonymous. I wish I had an answer for you. I feel like your best move is to ask that question to the people at http://birdfuck.tumblr.com/, which is a real website somehow
Saturday, 12 April
Anonymous asked: Your Nick Cannon memes are NOT funny. They're stereotypical and distasteful.
Yeah, I know. They’re direct quotes from his stand up, idiot.
Friday, 11 April
Thursday, 10 April
Wednesday, 9 April
Anonymous asked: Your face looks like you just dragged in dog shit from the bottom of your shoes all over someone's white carpet at a house party. I don't know your comedy, but you look terrible. Can you please never do another interview that ends up on my Facebook feed?
Tuesday, 8 April
Anonymous asked: Yo, what's your favorite movie?
Probably Broadcast News. Though maybe it’s The Fugitive. Sometimes it’s Michael Clayton. But definitely Hitch.
mooshuporkstateofmind asked: do you ever just think about helicopters?