Don’t mean to rock the boat here, but I’m looking at the finalists for the NBA Sixth Man of the Year and I see that two members of the Utah Jazz are up for the award. THIS IS A LOGICAL FALLACY! Neither one can be the “sixth man of the year” if the Jazz can’t even decide which one is the sixth man and which one is the seventh man of their own damn team. It’s called math????
As an American Jew, it’s been difficult for me to comment on the tensions in the Middle East. It’s obviously a thorny and complicated issue. But there is one thing we can agree on: Israeli settlers are the scum of the Earth.(more…)
I’ll say it if no one else will: “House Hunters International” is much, much worse than regular “House Hunters.” Why THE FUCK should I care what apartment you are going to briefly sublet in Vienna? There are ZERO STAKES. Get lost.
how come every time I try to make a white negroni, it looks like i’m drinking PISS????
I am fully vaxxed and ready to do stand up again.
Happy to announce that I finally saw the movie “TENET” and understood the plot completely as well as heard all the dialogue clearly with no issues.
These are most of the hats that I hand-embroidered during the pandemic lock down. Fourteen of these hats (seen here, in the top left quadrant) were auctioned/raffled off for charity, raising $16,000. Once again proving that I am comedy’s GOOD BOY®️!
WHERE WE GO 6 WE GO 9!!!!
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