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Thursday, 1 July :: Link To Post

Answer: No. He&#8217;s a white person. 

Answer: No. He’s a white person. 


Tuesday, 29 June :: Link To Post

TOTALLY J/K is huge this month. We have&#8230;
Conan&#8217;s opening act, REGGIE WATTS!
The legendary TODD BARRY!
and MADTV&#8217;s ARDEN MYRIN!
6/30 @ 8pm @ UCB Theatre NY. Reserve tickets here:  http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/17190

TOTALLY J/K is huge this month. We have…

Conan’s opening act, REGGIE WATTS!

The legendary TODD BARRY!

and MADTV’s ARDEN MYRIN!

6/30 @ 8pm @ UCB Theatre NY. Reserve tickets here:  http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/17190


Monday, 28 June :: Link To Post

You know Glenn Beck&#8217;s new book The Overton Window? The one that&#8217;s #1 on the New York Times Best-Seller list? Well, I spent all last week adapting it into a screenplay.
Download and read it here: http://videogum.com/196112/taking-one-for-the-team-glenn-becks-the-overton-window/franchises/taking-one-for-the-team

You know Glenn Beck’s new book The Overton Window? The one that’s #1 on the New York Times Best-Seller list? Well, I spent all last week adapting it into a screenplay.

Download and read it here: http://videogum.com/196112/taking-one-for-the-team-glenn-becks-the-overton-window/franchises/taking-one-for-the-team


Saturday, 26 June :: Link To Post

Bong-smoking baby IDENTIFIED.

Bong-smoking baby IDENTIFIED.


Thursday, 24 June :: Link To Post


Tuesday, 22 June :: Link To Post

I&#8217;m hosting CDR tonight. Go Lakers!!!!
comedydeathray:

CDR tix now on sale! With Reno 911’s Tom Lennon, Matt Braunger, Joe Mande, MORE!
Click on the poster to buy!

I’m hosting CDR tonight. Go Lakers!!!!

comedydeathray:

CDR tix now on sale! With Reno 911’s Tom Lennon, Matt Braunger, Joe Mande, MORE!

Click on the poster to buy!


Monday, 21 June :: Link To Post

LA PEOPLE! &#8216;JOE MANDE GETS IT&#8217; IS TONIGHT! 8PM! ONE NIGHT ONLY!
FOR FREE TICKETS, Call the Comedy Central Stage at 323-960-5519.

COME TO THIS, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

LA PEOPLE! ‘JOE MANDE GETS IT’ IS TONIGHT! 8PM! ONE NIGHT ONLY!

FOR FREE TICKETS, Call the Comedy Central Stage at 323-960-5519.

COME TO THIS, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.


Monday, 14 June :: Link To Post

&#8220;&#8230;and sometimes I bleed from my eyes. And sometimes I might have a penis. And sometimes I go: &#8216;GAGAGAGAGAGA.&#8217;&#8221;

“…and sometimes I bleed from my eyes. And sometimes I might have a penis. And sometimes I go: ‘GAGAGAGAGAGA.’”


Thursday, 10 June :: Link To Post

Fun IMDB “Goofs”

One of my new obsessions is going to IMDB.com and reading the “Fun Stuff” sections for notoriously unfunny movies. The best are the “Goofs.”

Here are a few of my favorite goofs:

World Trade Center (2006)

  • Factual errors: At the beginning of the movie, one of the characters asks the Yankee fan if he saw Jeter’s home run during Saturday’s game. Derek Jeter didn’t play the Saturday before Sept. 11 because he was injured. Enrique Wilson filled in at shortstop for the injured Derek Jeter and went 2 for 4 including a triple, with a run and a run batted in.

Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)

  • Errors made by characters: Early in the movie when Precious is shown in her original high school, the teacher has written the word “REQUIRMENTS” in large print on the blackboard. The word is misspelled.

The Reader (2008)

  • Anachronisms: In a 1976 scene, the calculator seen on Michael’s desk is presumably an OEM-Version of the Casio LC-403B. This calculator came on the market around 1985.

Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

  • Continuity: The toilet paper is folded when Sera first sits down to urinate. The next shot of her sitting on the toilet shows that the toilet paper isn’t folded any more.

Dead Man Walking (1995)

  • Crew or equipment visible: When Sister Helen and Mr. Delacroix are first speaking in his living room, a crew member wanders into the background outside the window and then quickly runs out.

United 93 (2006)

  • Continuity: When United 93 is in the air, the terrorist in the back of the plane has his brown jacket alternately zipped/unzipped between shots.

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

  • Factual errors: When surgeons amputate a limb, they first remove the muscles/tendons and the nerves, and then they cut through the bone. They do not simply saw through the flesh as depicted here.

Amistad (1997)

  • Continuity: As the Africans row to the island for fresh water, their rowboat is marked “LA AMISTAD” in all capital letters. However, as they’re returning, after the Navy ship appears, the rowboat reads “La Amistad” in mixed case letters.



Monday, 7 June :: Link To Post

Sure, sure. But how many chamillions is this fountain of youth drink (youth drink? is that like everlasting energy drink?) going to cost me?
(I really hope this blossoms into a true friendship.)

Sure, sure. But how many chamillions is this fountain of youth drink (youth drink? is that like everlasting energy drink?) going to cost me?

(I really hope this blossoms into a true friendship.)



Wed. 7/21 :: Marc Maron's WTF Podcast (Live Broadcast) @ Comix :: NY, NY :: 7:30pm :: info

Sat. 7/24 :: Nighttime with Dominic Dierkes @ The Creek :: LIC, NY :: 8:00pm :: info

Sat. 9/4 - Mon. 9/6 :: Bumbershoot :: Seattle, WA :: info

 




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