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Monday, 5 March :: Link

I discovered this woman’s “laughpractice” videos late last night, and let me tell you, I did not sleep well. 

Mandatory viewing also includes: “Leaf laugh”, “Pencils laugh,” “Fake laugh“ and of course (my favorite), “Katrina laugh.”

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Sunday, 4 March :: Link

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Saturday, 25 February :: Link

DMX > > > > > Drake.

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Tuesday, 21 February :: Link

I am taping a Comedy Central Half-Hour Special next Tuesday night at the Royale Club in Boston, Massachusetts (along with the incredibly funny Rory Scovel). If you live in or near Boston, you should definitely come. Tickets are free. Click on the Boston-themed photo collage I just made for more information.

I am taping a Comedy Central Half-Hour Special next Tuesday night at the Royale Club in Boston, Massachusetts (along with the incredibly funny Rory Scovel). If you live in or near Boston, you should definitely come. Tickets are free. Click on the Boston-themed photo collage I just made for more information.

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Monday, 20 February :: Link

Hall of fame corporate tweet.

Hall of fame corporate tweet.

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Saturday, 18 February :: Link

Here’s a collection of photos posted by Vin Diesel onto the Vin Diesel Facebook page. (30,000,000 “likes.”)

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Friday, 17 February :: Link

PHILADELPHIA! I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF YOUR GOOFY-ASS MAYOR!

Also, I’m performing in your city tonight and tomorrow night with Ted Alexandro! Helium Comedy Club on Sansom Street! Shows are at 8pm and 10:30pm! Get tickets here: https://www.seatengine.com/redesign/eventDetails.aspx?id=266

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Wednesday, 15 February :: Link

Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine has endorsed Rick Santorum for president. I endorse that they change their band name.

Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine has endorsed Rick Santorum for president. I endorse that they change their band name.

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Monday, 13 February :: Link

TMZ has just leaked the picture of Whitney Houston’s final room service meal, because that’s obviously an important thing people need to see. However, they missed a few critical details in the photo, which I have turned into an animated .gif.

TMZ has just leaked the picture of Whitney Houston’s final room service meal, because that’s obviously an important thing people need to see. However, they missed a few critical details in the photo, which I have turned into an animated .gif.

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‘SKINS FOR SALE

I wish I had known about this. I would have bought it.

delocatedblog:

I’ve been looking forward to posting this photo for months.  We sold it to a restaurant supply company after the shoot, and it sat there all summer and fall, and into winter.  We think someone bough it, though.  Or they just scrapped it for parts like the dude in the episode wanted to do.  Art imitates skins.

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EVERY THURSDAY :: Totally J/K at UCB-East Theatre :: 153 E. 3rd St. at Ave A :: NY, NY :: 9:00pm :: info

Thu. 5/10 :: Midland Theater w/Aziz Ansari :: Kansas City, MO :: info

Fri. 5/11 :: The Pageant w/Aziz Ansari :: St. Louis, MO :: info

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